I know, you’re thinking … only three?
I’ve thought long and hard about them, and I have to admit, he was right.
What are the three things?
Three Things a Man Lies About
- His bank account (or how much he makes)
- His sex life
- His gas mileage
And that reminds me of another thing my Dad always told me.
First liar doesn’t stand a chance.
Think about the last time you were hanging with your buddies talking cars. Since you just calculated your gas mileage, your push out your chest and say, “I just got 26mpg on my Dodge last tank.” Then what happens?
Right … the second guy comes in and tops your story and ups the mileage figure to 28mpg. And even he doesn’t stand a chance because the third guy just miraculously topped 30mpg on his last trip to the mountains. And he was going up hill and into the wind most of the way or it could have been better. Yeah, right … and he got a bonus last week too.
What’s your take? What other things will a man lie about?
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